This is the daily story of me, a desperate housemommy, who hates cleaning and will blog to avoid it. Follow me as I survive my first years of motherhood with two kids only 19 months apart. I am a mom, wife, friend, crazy person who loves her kids so much she can't see straight, but still vaguely remembers being and having fun. I love reality tv, believe the DVR is the most important invention of the 21st century, and hate all war. Peace, love and pedicures for all would be my presidential platform, but right now I have more important things to do than run the free world, like possibly fit in a pedicure for me.